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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/DenmarkKort udrag:
Unlike most countries in the world, the Danes have no actual capital besides Bilka also called A.P.M.Öller Megastore. Therefore, the capital of Denmark is commonly misunderstood as being [Copenhagen], which of course if utterly incorrect. This is in fact a local brewery in Bilka often called "Haps-haps-nu-skal-vi-ha-snaps", which abuses elephants as test drinkers of their new so-called beers, simply because they can consume more than even Australian women (who thought that is possible??).
